- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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