Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Yo mamas so fat

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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