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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

for keeps?

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

for keeps?

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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