There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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BOOBALANBOO

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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