Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

pineapples

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Yo mamas so fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

1 + 1 = 3

What's cold and icy? Ice

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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