Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Dani barton= lovely

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Ryan Chang is funny.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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