George Bush does not care about black people.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Stop being a centipede

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Dylan is a person

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Anti Joke

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