There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Dubstep < Music

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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