What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

19th amendment

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why did he die? He was sick.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Bloody kids ...

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...