Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

knock knock who's there police

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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