- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Yo daddy!

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

1 + 1 = 3

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

9001

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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