Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Penis.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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