Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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womens rights

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Women have the right to vote.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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The game!

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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