whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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