- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

A disabled man walks into a bar.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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