- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

what do you watch ? a tv

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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