What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why? Because!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

I am a n1gger.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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