Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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a potato flew around my room

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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