- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

who is awesome? no one...

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

hi. thats what she said.

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