An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

George Bush does not care about black people.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

mc hammers income.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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