What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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