Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Unnnnnnnn

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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gay marriage.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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