What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Bloody kids ...

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

19th amendment

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why did he die? He was sick.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Nothing yet CC

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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