what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

The game!

your a towel.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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