a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Spinabifita

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Matty B

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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