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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

your a towel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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