What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

I'm gay. No homo.

knock knock who's there aids

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Alex Eggbert

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Ryan Chang is funny.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

peter charastabopouloulous

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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