what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Anti Joke

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