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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Straight men can be bronies.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Woman.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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