Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

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