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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Obama

Vagina ass.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Worst joke ever

knock knock who's there aids

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

for keeps?

thumbs up!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What's 4+7 47

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Proof reading

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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