A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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