What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Womens rights

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Unnnnnnnn

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Anti Joke

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