Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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