How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Penis

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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womens rights to vote

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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