You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Mitt Romney penis

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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