- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Women.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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