What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Anti Joke

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