- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Worst joke ever

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Woman's rights

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

for keeps?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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