what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Jason Connor.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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feces

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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