Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

I've got a dig bick

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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