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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Black people. They are so kind.

fart+fart=poop

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