A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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this is gay

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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space is fun

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Anti Joke

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