George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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WNBA

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Where's my shotgun

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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