Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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my namew is jd

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Hi

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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