Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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my namew is jd

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Anti Joke

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