How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Anti Joke

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