- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

You smell like shit

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why? Because!

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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