- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Ms. Smoot's class

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Hi Shelby!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What just hit my face? The floor

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Seth stock has a large penis

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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