How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Anti Joke

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