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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

A snake walks into a bar

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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