- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

A black guy with his family.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What is long and black The unemployment line

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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