- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

The 13th Amendment...

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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