A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Women's sports.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A fat boy walked into a party

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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