What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

pineapples

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

your a towel.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Chicken

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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