What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Bloody kids ...

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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19th amendment

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Penal Dysfunction

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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