- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Joey mayer's face

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Cancer.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Joe Biden

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

.....Carrot Top....

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

This is an anti-joke.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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