GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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