Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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the real mccoy

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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