boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Womens rights

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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hit the thumbs down button

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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