A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Nothing yet CC

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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