A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Poop

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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An asian without a future.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Q

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Jews

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