why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

womens rights

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Win and Beau have no friends

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Black people. They are so kind.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

i like tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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