Hi my name is Jim

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Please spell dyslexia.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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