A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Trashcan!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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