- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Women's sports.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

A fat boy walked into a party

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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