Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Hashtag

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Stephen Walking.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Republicans

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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