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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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