- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

The Pope

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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