- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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