Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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LOL May Wong

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Nothing yet CC

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Jason Connor.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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