A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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