Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

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