want a balloon? yeah

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Johnson stops eating

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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