Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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