A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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