Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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miley cyrus

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Hashtag

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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