Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Women's rights.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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