- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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