- Anti Joke

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.