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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Hashtag

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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